Gullkorn

Levy: Damn, I want to read that book shogun.
Nina: I think I saw that movie, Richard Chamberlain is the main actor.
Levy: Wait, isn´t it a japanese novel or something? I don´t think I want to see any white dudes running around in that movie.
Nina:Well, he´s got really dark hair

Nina: "So how did it go today renewing your VISA permission"?
Levy: "Well there was a bomb threat and everyone was ordered out of the office"
Nina: "Oh yeah, the mondays are really bad"